Thanks to all who sent in your captions (at least, thanks for sending in the ones I could approve for the comments section; some of the others were a bit, shall we say, “NC-17” for publication on The B.H.).
There can only be one winner, however, and the award goes to Krystal, whose caption appears below.
Great job, Krystal! Come by the parsonage soon and pick up your hearty handshake and your pat on the back. You earned it.