Stay Classy, Hollywood

B-lister Orlando Jones demonstrating the "new tone" his fellow liberals have been calling for.

Keith Olbermann Fired?!

I'm unemployed. I blame Bush.

Yes, it’s true.  Now the 17 people who watch “Countdown with Keith Olbermann” will have to find another source for sputtering, unsubstantiated vitriol.

I’ve never been what you would call a “Keith Olbermann fan.” Does it show?

But cheer up, Olbermaniacs!  You’ve still got Ol’ Thrill Leg for a full hour of guests not being permitted to finish their sentences.

Chris Matthews:  ”Knock knock!”

Every “Hardball” guest ever:  ”Who’s there?”

Chris Matthews:  ”Chris Matthews.”

Every “Hardball” guest ever:  ”Chri-”

Chris Matthews:  ”OH, COME ON!  DON’T SIT THERE AND DENY THAT MICHELE BACHMANN IS A ZOMBIE NUT JOB!”

Of course, the question is, who will get Keith’s choice time slot?

I’m a little disappointed.  I was pulling for that ever-so-reasonable gent who comes on right after Olbermann.

Ray Chelmaddow

Good Grooming: First Impressions Are Important

I have watched this video over and over.  When I play it with the sound off, it has a delightfully calming effect on me.  It should be put on a loop with “The Blue Danube” as the soundtrack. 

John Edwards takes a break from philandering, impregnating his mistress, and breaking his cancer-stricken wife’s heart; a playa’s gotta make sure the ‘do does what it’s supposed to do, am I right?

George W. Bush appears to enjoy himself. 

But Piper Palin and Trig…so sweet, my blood sugar gets all out-of-whack!